Professional marriage counselors agree that the most productive and ma…

Dave Barry
358 citations
Professional marriage counselors agree that the most productive and mature way to deal with marital anger is to stomp dramatically from the room. You want to make your move before the opponent does, because the first person to stomp from the room receives valuable Argument Points that can be redeemed for exciting merchandise at the Marital Prize Redemption Center. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry Talks Back, p.208, Crown Archetype
Thought
18

More Author Quotes

People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out to be, like, eighty. And their letters always end with, Just joking. ✨ B … ▶
All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a sp … ▶
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry's Greatest Hits, p.166, Ballantine Books
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ✨ Dave Barry (2001). All the Dave Barry you could eve … ▶
The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, people without lives. We don't care. We have each other.... While you are destroying your … ▶

More Author Quotes

Most Cited Authors

The Best Quotes

Most Liked Authors

Curated Author Quotes