People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to m…

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People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out to be, like, eighty. And their letters always end with, Just joking. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.
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People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out to be, like, eighty. And their letters always end with, Just joking. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.

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