Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish …

Andy Borowitz
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Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that. ✨ FaceBook post byAndy Borowitz from Aug 29, 2011
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Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that. ✨ FaceBook post byAndy Borowitz from Aug 29, 2011

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