I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush …

Stephen Colbert
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I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way. ✨ Interview with Ken P., www.ign.com. August 11, 2003.
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