I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers

Stephen Colbert
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I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry. ✨ Interview with Ken Plume, asitecalledfred.com.
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I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry. ✨ Interview with Ken Plume, asitecalledfred.com.

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