I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital …

Stephen Colbert
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I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment. ✨ Ice cream? Immigration? 12 ways Colbert kept truthiness alive by Gael Fashingbauer Cooper, www.today.com. April 10, 2014.
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