Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start act…

Stephen Colbert
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Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.
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Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.

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