And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies …

Joan Rivers
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And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking. A large percentage of them are squinty-eyed and bald and their faces are all mushed toegther, kind of like Renee Zellweger pushed up against a glass window. ✨ Joan Rivers (2012). I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me Deluxe, p.19, Penguin
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