I've learned: When you get older, who cares? I don't mince words, I do…

Joan Rivers
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I've learned: When you get older, who cares? I don't mince words, I don't hold back. What are you gonna do to me? Fire me? It's been done. Threaten to commit suicide? Done. Take away my show? Done! Not invite to me to the Vanity Fair party? I've never been invited! If I ever saw the invitation, I'd use it as toilet paper. ✨ Joan Rivers Interview: Her 6 Best One-Liners by Merle Ginsberg, www.hollywoodreporter.com. June 12, 2013.
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