Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no …

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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. ✨ Dave Barry (2001). All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist
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