I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, whi…

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I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry's Greatest Hits, p.171, Ballantine Books
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I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry's Greatest Hits, p.171, Ballantine Books

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