When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced mysel…

Janet Evanovich
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When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2007). Twelve Sharp, p.325, Macmillan
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When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2007). Twelve Sharp, p.325, Macmillan

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