As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whi…

Molly Ivins
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As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. ✨ Molly Ivins (1992). Molly Ivins Can't Say That, Can She?, Vintage
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As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. ✨ Molly Ivins (1992). Molly Ivins Can't Say That, Can She?, Vintage

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