I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell

Mark Twain
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. ✨ Mark Twain (2014). Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist, p.31, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. ✨ Mark Twain (2014). Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist, p.31, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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