Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you a…

Zach Braff
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw. ✨ Twitter post from May 7, 2012
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw. ✨ Twitter post from May 7, 2012

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