I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it …

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I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it strictly on all of my dates. First, I don't ask them for sex, and then I warn them not to tell anyone after I'm through.
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