You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This …

George Carlin
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You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had ten major wars. We average a major war every twenty years. So we're good at it! ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion
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You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had ten major wars. We average a major war every twenty years. So we're good at it! ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion

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