Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms…

George Carlin
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Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion
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Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion

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