I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that m…

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I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law. ✨ Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock. TV Special, 1999.
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I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law. ✨ Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock. TV Special, 1999.

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