I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, wh…

Gilbert Gottfried
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I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley. ✨ Gilbert Gottfried: Travels of a miserable guy. Interview with Doug Miller, www.nbcnews.com. April 8, 2008.
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