I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’l…

Gilbert Gottfried
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I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.” ✨ Gilbert Gottfried Fired As Aflac Duck After Japanese Tsunami Tweets. www.huffingtonpost.com. March 14, 2011.
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I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.” ✨ Gilbert Gottfried Fired As Aflac Duck After Japanese Tsunami Tweets. www.huffingtonpost.com. March 14, 2011.

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