They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesda…

Chris Rock
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They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come. ✨ The Six Best Jokes From Wednesday Night’s Chris Rock Show at MSG. www.vulture.com. May 2, 2008.
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They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come. ✨ The Six Best Jokes From Wednesday Night’s Chris Rock Show at MSG. www.vulture.com. May 2, 2008.

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