Chris Rock
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Relationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because it’s hard to keep up the lie! ‘Cause you can’t get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can’t get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act, sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, you’re not meeting them. You’re meeting their representative! ✨ 'It's the White BET Awards!' Chris Rock's funniest jokes ahead of his Oscars hosting stint. www.mirror.co.uk. February 28, 2016.

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