There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.

Joan Rivers
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There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.
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If you laugh at it, you can deal with it. ✨ Comedian Joan Rivers dies, age 81. AM, www.abc.net.au. September 5, 2014.
I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink? It's like talking to a supermodel. ✨ Thanks for the Laughs, Joan Rivers: 47 of Her Greatest Joke … ▶
I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe. ✨ 25 of Joan Rivers' best jokes, www.cnn.com. September 5, 2014.
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.

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