I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever d…

Joan Rivers
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done. ✨ Joan Rivers Interview: Her 6 Best One-Liners by Merle Ginsberg, www.hollywoodreporter.com. June 12, 2013.
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done. ✨ Joan Rivers Interview: Her 6 Best One-Liners by Merle Ginsberg, www.hollywoodreporter.com. June 12, 2013.

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