I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, I'm goin…

Emo Philips
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, I'm going to mop the floor with your face. I said, You'll be sorry. He said, Oh, yeah? Why? I said, Well, how are you going to get into the corners? ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, I'm going to mop the floor with your face. I said, You'll be sorry. He said, Oh, yeah? Why? I said, Well, how are you going to get into the corners? ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.

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