If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health,…

P. J. O'Rourke
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People, p.57, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
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