You can't get good Chinese takeout in China and Cuban cigars are ratio…

P. J. O'Rourke
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You can't get good Chinese takeout in China and Cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism. ✨ Give War a Chance. Book by P. J. O'Rourke, 1992.
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You can't get good Chinese takeout in China and Cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism. ✨ Give War a Chance. Book by P. J. O'Rourke, 1992.

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