You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game,…

P. J. O'Rourke
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you can't do on a squash court and shouldn't do in a swimming pool. ✨ P.J. O'Rourke (2015). Thrown Under the Omnibus, p.507, Atlantic Books Ltd
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you can't do on a squash court and shouldn't do in a swimming pool. ✨ P.J. O'Rourke (2015). Thrown Under the Omnibus, p.507, Atlantic Books Ltd

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