I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing

George Carlin
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I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky. ✨ George Carlin (2004). When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Hyperion
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