Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting tod…

Stephen Colbert
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Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists. ✨ Twitter post from Nov 08, 2012
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Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists. ✨ Twitter post from Nov 08, 2012

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