Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an…

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Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE. ✨ Twitter post from Nov 06, 2012
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Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE. ✨ Twitter post from Nov 06, 2012

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