Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogu…

Stephen Colbert
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Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt. ✨ TV Series The Colbert Report, November 12, 2009.
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Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt. ✨ TV Series The Colbert Report, November 12, 2009.

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