Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house. ✨ 25 Hilario…

Louis C. K.
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Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house. ✨ 25 Hilarious Quotes About Parenting From Louis C.K. by Caroline Bologna, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 12, 2017.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. ✨ Louis C.K. Spends 'Today’ Show Interview Defending 'Filthy’ Material, Sarah Palin Tweets. www.hu … ▶
There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is. ✨ Questions for Louis C.K. Interview with Jessica Grose, www.slate.com. June 17, 2011.
Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400 years ago.' No it very wasn't. It was 140 years ago...that's two 70-year-old … ▶
I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to … ▶

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house. ✨ 25 Hilarious Quotes About Parenting From Louis C.K. by Caroline Bologna, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 12, 2017.

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