A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doe…

Louis C. K.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. ✨ Louis C.K. Spends 'Today’ Show Interview Defending 'Filthy’ Material, Sarah Palin Tweets. www.huffingtonpost.com. June 26, 2012.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody. ✨ Louis C.K. Spends 'Today’ Show Interview Defending 'Filthy’ Material, Sarah Palin Tweets. www.huffingtonpost.com. June 26, 2012.

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