Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be…

Andy Rooney
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Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef. ✨ Andrew A. Rooney (2010). Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit, p.265, PublicAffairs
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