Andy RooneyIn a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.371Thought
Andy RooneyThe dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.372Truth
Andy RooneyNothing in fine print is ever good news.373Hope
Andy RooneyMost of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. ✨ A profession broug… ▶373HumanityLife
Andy RooneyMy mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am. ✨ Andrew A. Rooney (2010). Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit, p.94, PublicAff… ▶351Philosophy
Andy RooneyYou can't be a good writer without being a good thinker.363Thought
Andy RooneyI didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. ✨ Factbox: Quotes from '60 Minutes' commentator Andy Rooney. Compiled by Bi… ▶364Truth
Andy RooneyI've learned... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.321Life
Andy RooneyAs an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.343Reading
Andy RooneyI've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.344Love
Andy RooneyTaxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of. ✨ Ro… ▶333Humanity
Andy RooneyMy own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.355Time
Andy RooneyPeople will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. ✨ Andy Rooney (2009). Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit, p.259, Pub… ▶333HumanityPhilosophyReading
Andy RooneyLove is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time. ✨ Andrew A. Rooney (2010). Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit, p.139, PublicAffai… ▶344LovePhilosophyTime
Andy RooneyI've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.367Time
Andy RooneyI've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.323Sadness
Andy RooneyIt's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.367LifeThought
Andy RooneyI've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.301Love
Andy RooneyI've learned... That money doesn't buy class.379Thought
Andy RooneyEvery one starts out being an atheist.335Hope
Andy RooneyI like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are… ▶324Time
Andy RooneyThe world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds.… ▶346Truth
Andy RooneyWe're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. ✨ Andrew A. Rooney (2010). Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit, p.261, Pub… ▶357Philosophy
Andy RooneyWe all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for … ▶357Politics
Andy RooneyI've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.379Truth
Andy RooneyThe two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it… ▶379DeathPhilosophyReading
Andy RooneyI've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.291Death
Andy RooneyDon't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?358Reading
Andy RooneyI've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.314Love
Andy RooneyThose to whom his word was revealed were always alone in some remote place, like Moses. There wasn't anyone else around when Mohammed got the word either. Mormon Joseph Smith and … ▶281Death
