Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in …

P. G. Wodehouse
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Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops. ✨ P. G. Wodehouse (2009). The Clicking of Cuthbert: Easyread Super Large 24pt Edition, p.1, ReadHowYouWant.com
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