George Carlin
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I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.; Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one.; If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach.; Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman. ✨ George Carlin (2015). 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, p.657, Hachette UK

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