Jesus was a cross-dresser. ✨ George Carlin (1998). Brain Droppings, Hy…

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Jesus was a cross-dresser. ✨ George Carlin (1998). Brain Droppings, Hyperion
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I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening. ✨ George Carlin (2015). 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus B … ▶
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
When people say “clean as a whistle”, they forget that a whistle is full of spit. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion
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The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion

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