Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everyb…

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Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is like saying that asparagus is 'the most articulate vegetable ever.' ✨ Dave Barry (2003). Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism, p.177, Crown Archetype
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Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is like saying that asparagus is 'the most articulate vegetable ever.' ✨ Dave Barry (2003). Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism, p.177, Crown Archetype

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