What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network excha…

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What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo ✨ Dave Barry (2011). Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down, p.175, Ballantine Books
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