Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? Th…

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry in Cyberspace, p.23, Ballantine Books
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