The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who a…

George Carlin
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The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion
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The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion

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