I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set…

Mignon McLaughlin
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I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth. ✨ Mignon McLaughlin (2014). Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin, p.112, BookBaby
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The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it. ✨ The Complete Neurotic's Notebook. Book by Mignon McLaughlin, 1981.
The proud man can learn humility, but he will be proud of it. ✨ Mignon McLaughlin (2014). Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin, p.44, BookBaby
Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't. ✨ The Complete Neurotic's Notebook. Book by Mignon McLaughlin, 1981.
In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire. ✨ Mignon McLaughlin (2014). Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin, p.102, BookBaby
What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us. ✨ Mignon McLaughlin (2014). Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin, p.105 … ▶

I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth. ✨ Mignon McLaughlin (2014). Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin, p.112, BookBaby

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