I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set…

Mignon McLaughlin
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I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth. ✨ Mignon McLaughlin (2014). Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin, p.112, BookBaby
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I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth. ✨ Mignon McLaughlin (2014). Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin, p.112, BookBaby

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