If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us awa…

Bill Maher
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If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. ✨ Wrapping our minds around the Noah story in the Bible. blogs.chicagotribune.com. March 18, 2014.
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If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. ✨ Wrapping our minds around the Noah story in the Bible. blogs.chicagotribune.com. March 18, 2014.

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