Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight peop…

Bill Maher
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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. ✨ Bill Maher (2006). New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer, p.158, Rodale
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