We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any di…

Kurt Vonnegut
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We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ✨ A Man Without a Country: A Memoir Of Life In George W Bush's America. Book by Kurt Vonnegut, September 15, 2005.
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