One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and…

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One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied. ✨ FaceBook post byJim Gaffigan from Jul 01, 2013
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One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied. ✨ FaceBook post byJim Gaffigan from Jul 01, 2013

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