I thought we had reached an understanding, the institution of marriage…

Sloane Crosley
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I thought we had reached an understanding, the institution of marriage and I. Weddings are like the triathalon of female friendship: the Shower, the Bachelorette Party, and the Main Event. It's the Iron Woman and most people never make it through. They fall of their bikes and choke on ocean water. ✨ FaceBook post bySloane Crosley from Jun 28, 2010
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